In
Allah Las
Neil fucking Hunt
Dinner time boozing in Lloyds
B-Movie: Lust & Sound in West Berlin
Parma ham
The Bake Two Lebanese gaff on Borough Road
Sellotaping biscuits to your cheeks
Standing in the concourse for 90 minutes paying £4 a pint
Getting on the mushies before work drinks
Have you ever seen Stranger Things?
Cheese graters
Coleen Rooney
Margot Robbie
Loads of fucking cord
Making paper swans on Linny Road
Diana Ross fucking Glastonbury off to play a one off gig on Hamburg’s Reeperbahn
Catterick (the TV series)
Chinese students at Teesside Uni
Scanning Google Maps for the world’s shitest and most obsecure Irish pubs
Walking through town in a full Uniqlo rig out
Bin
Town planners
adidas Hoddlesden SPZL
The Central
Liam Gallagher
Work drinks
Simon Clarke
Home games
Away games
Shit band names, e.g. Be Quiet Shout Loud, Dancing On Tables, The Vegan Leather
Arron Banks
Catterick (the place)
Peaky Blinders
England away
Brexit bootlegger and his bootcuts
Martin Lewis and his daft money saving tips
That dead noisy bit of the A19 near Billingham
Anyone saying vibe or vibes
American students
Americans
Gin
Double Double Good 